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|Oct 31, 1999||This week is the Halloween special! Special day, and a really, er... special querant!|
|Oct 22, 1999||This week, it's ghosts from the past, and a Halloween contest!|
|Oct 15, 1999||It's not easy having a multi-million dollar trust fund...|
|Jan 15, 1999||The selfish act of dropping a bomb begins a new year of Ask LadyJ!|
|Oct 23, 1998||The effects of Pink Floyd and alien abduction on your sex life, in this edition of ALJ!|
|Aug 7, 1998||"Paging Dr. Petty..." and the continuing Scumbag saga, in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jul 10, 1998||The myth of the perfect man is exposed in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jun 26, 1998||Scumbags, defined... in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jun 19, 1998||You can't please all of the people all of the time... especially not with whoopie cushions! This week, in ALJ!|
|Jun 12, 1998||It's the thoughtlessness that counts...|
|Jun 5, 1998||You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose...|
|Apr 3, 1998||Should you be wary of "large-hearted" men? Find out in this week's ALJ!|
|Mar 27, 1998||Is chivalry dead? Find out this week in Ask LadyJ!|
|Mar 6, 1998||How do you deal with an overprotective guardian? This week, in ALJ!|
|Feb 27, 1998||The Art of Human Avoidance, this week in ALJ!|
|Feb 20, 1998||The dangers of life in the city, this week in ALJ!|
|Feb 13, 1998||LadyJ Returns!|
|Oct 3, 1997||Baggage and bar-bunnies, in this week's ALJ!|
|Sep 26, 1997||LadyJ's back at the helm, with a hefty dose of advice for those who need it!|
|Aug 15, 1997||Is blood thicker than water? Find out in this week's column!|
|Aug 1, 1997||You're invited but your friends can't come, this week in Ask LadyJ!|
|Jul 25, 1997||Searching for jobs, searching for honesty, and searching for porn, all in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jul 18, 1997||Who will advise the advisors? Nobody!|
|Jul 11, 1997||New uses for silverware in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jul 4, 1997||Piracy runs rampant in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Jun 27, 1997||The connection between grammar and amorousness, and a re-butt-al to Issue 14....|
|Jun 20, 1997||Putting T-Ball parents in their place in Issue 16!|
|Jun 13, 1997||Frozen food and occupational homicide in Issue 15 of Ask LadyJ!|
|Jun 9, 1997||Breaking up by mail, the use of verbal skills in panhandling, and... LadyJ's ass?! This week in Ask LadyJ!|
|May 30, 1997||Fishing for romance, and LadyJ takes her own advice in Issue 13!|
|May 23, 1997||Porking a pen pal, and hunting down your ex in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|May 16, 1997||Beavis and Butthead dissent, LadyJ repents, and a 16-year-old consents in this week's issue!|
|May 9, 1997||LadyJ explains the ins and outs of Internet Relay Chat!|
|May 2, 1997||In this week's column: Fanny fanciers and pedestrian love!|
|Apr 25, 1997||Natural urges, and an apology snoballs in this week's column!|
|Apr 18, 1997||A reader gets out of joint over powdered urine in this week's Ask LadyJ!|
|Apr 11, 1997||LadyJ reveals the secret Geckoplex chat area, and more, in the sextal issue of Ask LadyJ!|
|Apr 4, 1997||Drifting away, and more bad news for the Limp Panhandler in Episode V!|
|Mar 28, 1997||It's murder, mayhem, and mimeographs in Episode IV of Ask LadyJ!|
|Mar 21, 1997||Addictive personalities seek relief, and a Floridian seeks an uplifting experience...|
|Mar 14, 1997||In this week's issue: Shakespearean soliloquies, squirrel sabotage, and more!|
|Mar 7, 1997||Welcome to the premiere of Ask LadyJ!
In her first column, LadyJ decries the evils of spit-bathing, and answers a question with a riddle....
Born and raised in NYC, LadyJ developed a quick wit and an acid tongue to entertain her friends, and cut down those foolish enough to oppose her.
This abrasiveness earned her a reputation as a heartless bitch in some circles, but those closest to her still believe she has a great capacity for understanding and caring, and a talent for advice.
On this website, LadyJ offers herself both to help those who ask her advice, and to entertain those who find her humorous. Those who fall into neither category are leftovers, and we all know that no one likes leftovers.
So, if you have a problem that you need help with, and the courage to accept her advice...
Special thanks to The Geckoplex for its help in launching and promoting the advice of LadyJ.
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