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Well, people... it's time again for me to apologize for taking so long to come back to you. All I can really say is that it will not happen again (shyeah). In the meantime, please enjoy my return, or don't. Whatever you do, don't keep it to yourself! Send your complaints/suggestions/questions to me, and you may see yourself in a future issue!

How does one give up the craving for that one night stand with a mililtary man one meets in a bar. Cuz' it happened and I want more! Not necessarily from the same man, but the same concept! Something just all of a sudden came over me that I have yet to understand, and I bowed down to give him head. This is something I normally don't do. The thought use to make me ill! Why should it be any different now????

Becoming a Nympho in NoDak

Nympho, the easiest way to give up the craving is to contract some horrible venereal disease from one of these Typhoid Marines and die.

Other than that, you don't have to give up the craving unless it's interfering with other parts of your life. What you should probably do is be very selective about your partners, practice safer sex (condoms during oral sex as well as intercourse), and try not to overdo it.

As for suddenly liking to giving head now, whereas before the thought repulsed you... this is a good thing. A person should enjoy the widest range of sexual activity that he or she possibly can. As time goes by, hopefully you will get more and more open to new experiences, and you will find more and more dimensions to what seemed simple before.

So, don't try to limit what you like, just try to be picky about who you do.


When you meet someone on the net in a forum or in a chat room, why do they usually look so disembodied?

Ummm, perhaps because they have no bodies. In fact, they are no more than figments of your imagination. Actually, the entire internet is no more than part of a fever dream you're having right now. When you wake up and start to talk about The Geckoplex, your family will have you committed to a psychiatric facility.


Born and raised in NYC, LadyJ developed a quick wit and an acid tongue to entertain her friends, and cut down those foolish enough to oppose her.

This abrasiveness earned her a reputation as a heartless bitch in some circles, but those closest to her still believe she has a great capacity for understanding and caring, and a talent for advice.

On this website, LadyJ offers herself both to help those who ask her advice, and to entertain those who find her humorous. Those who fall into neither category are leftovers, and we all know that no one likes leftovers.

So, if you have a problem that you need help with, and the courage to accept her advice...

Ask LadyJ!

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