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My girlfriend picks her nose and bights her fingernails. I critisize her for it occasionally, but I feel bad about pointing out the embarassing problem. Other than that, she's lots of fun, and I like her alot. What should I do??

Hmmm, I bite my fingernails. Alot of people bite their fingernails. Some people do find bitten fingernails unattractive. However, they're HER fingernails. When she starts biting YOUR fingernails, then you may complain.

As for the nosepicking, get over it. Everyone picks his or her nose occasionally. Some people do it brazenly and unabashedly, and more power to 'em! Some do it covertly and unobtrusively, and surround themselves in a cloud of shame if caught in the act. Same as with the fingernails, I think you should get over it and let her do what she likes with her body.

If the things she does turn you off to the point where it eclipses the things you like about her, then perhaps you should examine yourself, and examine the relationship and figure out what the REAL problem is. No healthy relationship should suffer for something so trivial.

Incidentally, does she ever reproach you for your horrid spelling?


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